Thread:Tyki Joyd Mikk/@comment-35516603-20180507092140

Dear Diary,

I am gay. Very, very gay. I'm so gay that i date men- sometimes i even have warm emotions towards them! It's strange. Positively queer. Indeed, quite a blessing has been bestowed upon me, this wonderful gayness. It's all-encompassing, to the point where i can't even think straight sometimes! I flip a card in a poker game and it's The Lovers. I'm so gay, family members give me green carnations on every major holiday. I listen to nothing but Tchaikovsky- especially on Halloween, when my human form dresses up as Tchaikovsky. Sometimes i charge into battle armed with my sex drive and nothing else, with no one the wiser, and am able to demolish thousands! It's great. (And, of course, i listen to angry, gay, Russian music while doing so. Trust me, it helps! Quite a bit!)

Also, i like dudes.

Your favorite Noah,

-Tyki 